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• MySelf Has anyone seen MyVoice lately?
• insomniac what happened to the spring-demo-thingy???
• galen syndeecate 2003
• Optimus I wouldn't have time to code something anyways ;P
• grumpy no time? you only need to make 12 bytes worth of code per day ;-)
• SenilaTanten Hal???
• Optimus I am so lazy..
• Optimus ..or I don't have any worthy idea currently because I only know few opcodes and no floating point ones. Doing a fire? Or something oldskool with the sine table??? I don't know and if I had time and mood for that too..
• Luipermom That's nice. Never seen so much in a few lines of code!!
• who?atari tron
• foo Optimus, you do seem to have time to flood every demo-related forum, newsgroup or oneliner, though
• Optimus Yes,. they conditions are not good (they never were) enough for me to do something ;P
• Immortal Demon Poor you. I was one of the most elite coders (not just demoscene related) in the world, but insomnia ruined everything! FUCK THE WORLD!!!
• Optimus Insomnia the demo? :) - http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=8197
• Immortal Demon No, you silly... the REAL thing.
• Optimus the real thing plays only in a real C64 malaka
• Immortal Demon The real thing runs on my system VM, dammit ;(
• Optimus CPC is the real system, papara!
• Immortal Demon WTF is a papara? Hope u know what you're doing... nobody insults me and gets away with it!
• Optimus sorry
• Immortal Demon A village on Tahiti? Hmm... Ok, apology accepted. Anyway, we'll meet in coder's hell (not so long ahead), and then I'll have my Greek dictionary handy :)
• Immortal Demon a good tip for everyone: don't mess with your sleep cycle, unless it's absolutely necessary, and anyway, don't do it many times in a short period. once you get into a 'tail spin' it's almost impossible to stabilize, and it will destroy you both mentally and physically. and i can tell you, this can happen even if you haven't had any previous sleeping problems. please, don't do the same mistake i did!
• fuse blah blah blah, shut up and code
• Optimus No, no, no,.. shut up and sleep!
• fuse sleep is for the weak

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• Complete archive back ( at last )

  It took 5 months, but I've received the message. Let's put the delay on the count of a new job + some freelance work + more professional contacts + some extreme boredom to touch a code that was working perfectly until the host changed the settings and rights with no warning.2005-06-05 by P01

• Recent problems

  As many of you saw, there's been some problems recently with the downloads. I was away for almost a month for the birth of my nephew when the host of http://www.256b.com had no better idea than changing the configuration of PHP. Therefore all the prods with an ID above 402 are not available. Btw, I received 2800+ mails of errors and a handfull of inmates noticed me the bug too. I'll fix that as soon as possible. Meanwhile, happy new year!2005-01-02 by P01

• Page titles, new skin and other minor changes

  One thing bugged me since a while : the title of the prods did not appear in the title of the pages. That thing is fixed. Adding a wildcard in the SEARCH input is not longer mandatory. Some minor things have changed in the XHTML/CSS. And I made a new skin for the site. Your feedback is welcome.2004-11-28 by P01

• Improvement of the search feature

  Wildcards have been enabled in the SEARCH feature. You can use * or ? like anywhere else. At least that's a significant improvement until I code the Advanced Search feature to allow the search on any field ( name, coder, year, group, ... ).2004-10-21 by P01

• Hello CPC

  256b.com welcomes its first Amstrad CPC intro. It's called "a bouncing pixel" ( http://www.256b.com/demo/463 ). You'll find the URL of an emulator in the LINKS sections and will btw see the new button I made for pouet.net few days ago.2004-10-18 by P01

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